If I Had $1,000,000 - Barenaked Ladies - BEST ONE

If I Had $1,000,000 - Barenaked Ladies - BEST ONE

I changed the title, they should have thought of that before getting the best version pirated.

This song is a favorite & this version is really best version.

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well I'd buy you a house

I would buy you a house

And if I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I'd buy you furniture for your house

Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

And if I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

Well I'd buy you a K-Car

A nice reliant automobile

And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

I'd build a tree fort in our yard

If I had a million dollars you could help

It wouldn't be that hard

If I had a million dollars

Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge In there somewhere

We could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff

And there'd all be foods laid out for us

Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages

But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

Well can you blame them

Yeah

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well I'd buy you a fur a coat

But not a real fur coat that's cruel

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well I'd buy you an exotic pet

Yep like a llama or an emu

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains Oh all them crazy elephant bones

And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars

And we'd take a Limousine cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner

But we would eat Kraft dinner

Of course we would we'd just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchups with it

Thats right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups mmm mmm

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well I'd buy you a green dress

But not a real green dress that's cruel

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well I'd buy you some art

A Picasso or a Garfunkel

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

Well I'd buy you a monkey

Haven't you always wanted a monkey

If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

If I had a million dollars

I'd be rich

fu, bye ❤

I hope she will sing with me.

♾️✌️☯️ ♥️